SECURITY Not Quite Mentally Stable Enough To Be A Real Cop T-Shirt
π Size guide & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
π§΅ Fabric & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry
"SECURITY NOT QUITE MENTALLY STABLE ENOUGH TO BE A REAL COP" dominates the shirt in a bold sans-serif font, using a bright yellow against a crisp white background. The humor is direct, appealing to those who appreciate a tongue-in-cheek take on security roles. It resonates with individuals who might work in security or simply enjoy a playful jab at authority. This piece conveys a light-hearted attitude, making it suitable for casual gatherings or as a humorous statement while out with friends. The bold design ensures it captures attention without being overly loud, allowing for a fun expression of personality without shouting.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles β unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- Sβ5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order β nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What message does this shirt convey?
The shirt humorously suggests that the wearer is self-aware about their mental state in relation to a security job, making it funny yet relatable.
Is this shirt meant for a specific audience?
It's designed for anyone who enjoys humor about security professions, making it a fun option for casual wear.
How does the design style influence its appeal?
The bold sans-serif style makes the text clear and attention-grabbing, enhancing the shirt's comedic impact.
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