When I Die I Want To Go Out Like My Nan — Asleep At 95 T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
The bold text reads "When I Die I Want To Go Out Like My Nan — Asleep At 95. Not Like Her Wi-Fi At 3pm On A Tuesday." This dark humor quote combines an irreverent sentiment with a relatable tech reference, creating a laugh for those accustomed to family quirks. The stark black and white contrast adds emphasis to the punchline, making it stand out in any setting. It's tailored for individuals who appreciate humor with a twist, particularly those who have experienced the quirks of aging relatives. This tee works well for gatherings where laughter is shared, making it a conversation starter that reflects both nostalgia and modern frustrations.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the quote on the shirt mean?
The quote humorously contrasts the peaceful passing of a loved one with the frustrations of unreliable Wi-Fi, highlighting both nostalgia and modern life.
How is the text presented on this shirt?
The design uses bold typography in black and white, which makes the message clear and impactful, ensuring it captures attention immediately.
Who is this shirt likely to resonate with?
It appeals to those with a taste for dark humor, especially anyone who enjoys sharing laughs about family and aging.
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