First Of All I’m Medically Expensive Health Humor T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"FIRST OF ALL I’M MEDICALLY EXPENSIVE" boldly commands attention with its playful proclamation. Rendered in a retro style, the design combines a bright red, yellow, light blue, and green palette that brings a cheerful vibe to the humor. Ideal for those in the medical field or anyone who appreciates a good health joke, this shirt resonates with professionals and patients alike. It captures the sometimes laughable reality of healthcare costs, making it a fun choice for medical conferences or casual gatherings. The witty statement reflects a humorous acknowledgment of the expense that can come with medical care, striking a chord with anyone who has navigated healthcare systems.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What kind of humor does this shirt express?
The shirt showcases health-related humor, poking fun at the high costs associated with medical care, making it relatable and amusing.
Can this shirt be worn in professional settings?
Yes, it can be worn during casual office days or medical conferences, adding a light-hearted touch to professional attire.
What colors are featured in the design?
The design features bold colors such as red, yellow, light blue, and green, creating an eye-catching and playful aesthetic.
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