First They Call You Paranoid Then They Call You Prepared Gas Mask T-Shirt
π Size guide & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
𧡠Fabric & fit β Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ΒΊC/86ΒΊF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors Β· Do not use bleach Β· Do not iron Β· Do not dry clean Β· Do not tumble dry
"FIRST THEY CALL YOU PARANOID THEN THEY CALL YOU PREPARED" is emblazoned with a striking gas mask illustration, set against a vintage distressed backdrop. The colors of green, brown, black, and white combine to create an impactful, rugged look that evokes a sense of survivalist humor. This shirt resonates with anyone who appreciates a dry take on preparedness and skepticism, offering a tongue-in-cheek commentary on modern fears. It suits those with a penchant for edgy humor, especially in environments where survival and caution are key themes. Whether engaging in outdoor activities or social gatherings, this design provides a subtle nod to a unique perspective on readiness and paranoia.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles β unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- Sβ5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment β see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order β nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What style does the gas mask illustration have?
The gas mask illustration features a vintage distressed style, enhancing the rugged and edgy appearance of the shirt.
Who would appreciate the humor in this design?
Those who enjoy dark humor, especially regarding topics of paranoia and preparedness, will find this shirt particularly resonant.
What mood does the shirt's design convey?
The shirt projects an edgy, survivalist mood, making it suitable for discussions around preparedness and skepticism.
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